I'M SNAZZY.

(Source: heroingreen)

heroingreen:

… I-I talk to bees. And I always help one if it’s in danger.

I told you, I care about every living and breathing thing.

I’m not going to be mean to you— I’d rather be friends, Mister Rat!

… ugh

My name’s Geoffrey.

well, you haven’t snapped at me or made fun of me yet, so i guess i can make a peace treaty with you for now. but I still dont trust or like you.

(Source: dictionaryrat)

avertedfate:

dictionaryrat:

You’re acting like a fucking hero for your friend. wooosh dive in rescue the day yay Yomiel actually did shit for once instead of sitting around moping about events that never actually happened

 Because I owe them at least that much.

(He ignores the insult and doesn’t respond to it, saying:)

Tsk, tsk…don’t we all have our bad points, ‘sir’? Besides…that green man has never hurt an animal in his life. I know you hate us humans - but he doesn’t deserve it. You can annoy myself if it helps you feel any better: but he doesn’t need this right now. But if you do not wish to listen to my calm logic, so be it. I shall merely tell him to ignore you.

why do you always give me a long paragraph in reply, do I seriously not make it obvious enough I dont give a shit

nearsightedhunter:

dictionaryrat:

like you’re one to talk about being stable

Oh so it’s a psychiatrist now.

oh so you’re a fag

(Source: avertedfate)

heroingreen:

dictionaryrat:

eh it’s just humans in general

you’re all asswipes and don’t fucking care what happens to rats

Wh—

No, I’m nothing like that… or at least, I try not to be. I care about every living and breathing thing!

Humans like you make me even sicker

I bet you kill bees that dont even come near you

avertedfate:

dictionaryrat:

lol okay youre a fag too

 I hardly see what myself being a ‘fag’ has to do with anything, ‘sir’. I merely wish for you to stop pestering my friend - is that so hard? Also, that is a very immature insult, you know.

You’re acting like a fucking hero for your friend. wooosh dive in rescue the day yay Yomiel actually did shit for once instead of sitting around moping about events that never actually happened

nearsightedhunter:

dictionaryrat:

At least I can say ‘at least’ correctly

and i’m a fucking rat

 Yes well done you’re not having an identity crisis, at least you’re that stable.

like you’re one to talk about being stable

(Source: avertedfate)

wanderingtowardspeace-deactivat asked: You know what, I won't kill ya.
That is, I won't if you don't come back.
Next time, I won't hold back.
*Goes to the window, and opens it*

Whatever

(Geoffrey leaps to the window and leaps out.)

I’ll just go bug that mushroom man some more

nearsightedhunter:

dictionaryrat:

cry to your mother

 I least my mother doesn’t try to eat my brothers when we run out of mac and cheese.

At least I can say ‘at least’ correctly

and i’m a fucking rat

(Source: avertedfate)

avertedfate:

dictionaryrat:

lol go away

 …No. If one of my friends is being annoyed - I should at least have the decency to look out for them.

lol okay youre a fag too